Ninety-Two Is Halfway

The fish pulls left, so I lean right. When it changes its mind, the bar on the screen goes red and I swing back the other way, finger still on the button, while something with fins and opinions tries to leave. Then it tires. I reel. It bolts again. This is fishing in RuneScape: Dragonwilds, and lately I have been doing a lot of it.

Most of it is waiting. The cast goes out, the line settles, and the water does absolutely nothing for a while. Plenty of casts come back with weeds. The game is very honest about junk: it still costs you a charge from the fishing spot, and it pays zero experience. (I respect this and resent it in about equal measure.)

The early rewards are almost funny. Hit level three and the game knocks one percent off how fast you burn stamina. One percent. That’s the whole parade. If you’re in a stretch right now where the prize for a month of effort feels like one percent, nothing is broken. You’re at level three.

In the original RuneScape, the one whose grind is famous enough to have its own folklore, level 92 is halfway to 99. Seven levels hold half the work. The curve doesn’t ramp up politely. It leans back on you harder the closer you get, and it was built to.

Dragonwilds made the same point with a patch. Most of its skills used to top out at 50. In March an update moved the ceiling to 99, and anybody who was done got to find out they were at fifty out of ninety-nine. Even the rods tell on the system. Ash, oak, willow, maple, yew. Each one is the right tool for a new region, which is a polite way of saying a new place to be bad at fishing.

The prize for mastering the pond is a harder pond.

Writing these posts works the same way, and yes, it’s a grind. One blog post every single day. I’ve signed off with the same two words and an ampersand for more than fifteen years, and whatever comes after them has to be new every time. Every post I publish becomes a move the next one can’t make. The fivethousandth (that’s just fun to type) is harder than the first because it has four-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninenty-nine others it isn’t allowed to sound like…that’s my level 92.

Every brand that lasts runs into this. Year one, you’re inventing. Year five, you’re competing with your own back catalog, trying to say the same true thing without saying it the same way. Positioning gets heavier the longer you hold it. So plan for the back half to weigh more, and write that into the plan before you’re standing in it. When the heavy part shows up on schedule, it reads as progress instead of a verdict.

The game does hand out shortcuts, but only to people who already did the reps. The spell that yanks fish out of the water and drops them straight into your backpack doesn’t unlock until level 55. The cape waits at 99, and nobody wears that cape for warmth.

The shortcuts sold outside the game are traps, and they’re traps in a specific way. They don’t spare you the grind…they deliver you to the next, heavier one without the reps the lighter one was about to give you. A bought email list is ten thousand names and not one of them has ever heard you say anything. Now you get to grind for opens with inboxes that have already learned to ignore you.

The levels were never going to buy you fewer casts. They buy you less junk. That’s what the reps are for, and it’s the one thing a shortcut can’t hand you, because it skipped the part where you learned which casts were junk.

Then there’s the waiting, the stretch between the cast and the bite where nobody needs anything from you. An always-on brain won’t take a walk, because a walk looks like wasted time. It will happily take forty casts, because there’s a bar filling up. The grind is rest that showed up with a progress bar as its hall pass, and for some of us that’s the only way rest gets in the door. Appreciation sneaks in there. So do ideas. (If you manage anyone, this is the exact stretch we love to fill with a status meeting.)

Nothing is wrong with you at the pond. The weeds are on schedule, the one percent is on schedule, and the quiet between the cast and the bite might be the only stretch all week where the fish is the only thing pulling on you.

Stay Positive & Cast Again

Garth Beyer
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